I just got a text message on my cell phone that read, "I love you". I had to quickly scroll down to see who sent me this perverted message. Even though Sonia is the only one who says this to me, there was still the slim chance that aliens sent me that message...assuming they have cracked our oh-so-complex wireless technology!!...and assuming they loved me. Heck, why wouldn't aliens love me? I'm such a lovable human being!

(Ohhh...3 exclamation marks and a curse on one line...can you tell I'm excited?)